It all started once upon a time along time ago in Italy no not the Mario brother Italy the real old time Italy where turtle's weren't trying to kidnap women. Two rich families where just fighting for the hell of it makes sense right?
Anyways lets start two servants from one family called the Capulet's were walking down the road and saw servants from the Montague family.
Capulet servant 1: Hey lets piss them Montague's off.
Capulet servant 2: Why I mean there not bothering us I mean were not even related to the Capulet's why would we fight people because they dont like them?
Capulet servant 1 : Cause I feel like it!!! I'll bite my thumb at them that'll show them hahaha
He proceeds to bite his thumb at the montegue servants and they saw it.
Montague servant: Hey that Capulet servant bastard bite his thumb at us lets kill them because we are insulted and they are Capulet servants.
They proceded to fight each other which probaly would have been a lot cooler if anyone knew what was happening until a cop broke them up and they all just walked back to there homes angry for still unknown reasons.
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Romeo and Juliet The Real Story
FanfictionThis is just a parody I thought up just for laughs in class for Romeo and Juliet honestly in my opinion it makes way more sense and I don't know how to type in old English and I'm attempting to write it play format so bare with me.
