Benvolio and Mercutio were walking quickly down the street trying to get home before the girls they meet last night wakes up. Also walking down the street Juliet's cousin Tybalt the angry douchcy guy know one really likes. Plus a few other servants and now they meet each other In the streets.
Tybalt: Oi Montague what are you doing out here in our streets?
Mercutio: Cause I can be now what's your problem you
He looks at Benvolio
Mercutio: You think he knows what happened last night?
Benvolio: I doubt it
Tybalt: what are talking about??
Then they all start saying things no one really understands then they get into a kinda cool sword fight then it end with Mercutio dying which sucks cause he was the only kinda cool character. Then as soon as he gets stabbed Romeo runs up yelling
Romeo: Mercutio Mercutio Mercutio I'm getting married!!!
Mercutio: This day just gets better and better....
Romeo sees what happened
Romeo: No.... No no no you can't die man you were gonna be my best man
Mercutio: even better.... Romeo please...I love you like a brother so please don't do anything stupid for this girl....like die or something
Romeo: I won't man I promise she's the one
Mercutio: (face palm) she better beee....
Then Mercutio died in front of them.
Romeo: Nooooooooo my best maannnn!!!
And he picks up the sword goes and kills Tybalt
Then everyone panics
Servant: You killed Tybalt!!
Romeo: Yes and? He killed my best man and he was walking away like nothing happened no one even tried to stop him!
Servant 2: Cause he can do that you can't. Arrest him!
Romeo then runs off to escape the guards.
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Romeo and Juliet The Real Story
FanfictionThis is just a parody I thought up just for laughs in class for Romeo and Juliet honestly in my opinion it makes way more sense and I don't know how to type in old English and I'm attempting to write it play format so bare with me.
