Pans over to Juliet's room as she gets up in the morning and notices Romeo gone.
Juliet: he's gone? I expected him to be cuddled up next to me this morning but ah well he will probably be back later.
Maid walks in unexpectedly
Maid: I was wrong you you won't be a 14 year old virgin you will loose it to a Montague!
Juliet: what the hell? How'd you know??
Maid: I watch you while you sleep
Juliet: 0.0 okay.... Why didn't you stop me if it's so bad???
Maid: cause I don't want you to grow old and unattractive you'll be 14 half of your life is already gone!
Juliet: sigh okay forgive me don't tell anyone okay
Maid: fine I won't but your father would have me stoned if he finds out I let this happen.
Meanwhile in another part of town Romeo speaks to a local monk in the church.
Romeo: brother please could you marry me and my love?
Monk: what? How long have you known this girl???
Romeo: Roughly 13 hours
Monk: -face palm- gosh dang it all Romeo
Romeo: Brother I know this is the twenty second time I have asked you to marry me to a girl but I'm serious this time! Also I know it's the 5th time I haves said after but still.
Monk whispers to himself: Does he realize that Rosaline became a nun because of him?!?!
Romeo: what's that brother?
Monk: Ummm nothing either way get the girl here tomorrow and I will.
Romeo: Thank you so much brother
Then Romeo runs off to tell Benvolio and Murcutio he's engaged.... Again... 2nd time this month.
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Romeo and Juliet The Real Story
FanfictionThis is just a parody I thought up just for laughs in class for Romeo and Juliet honestly in my opinion it makes way more sense and I don't know how to type in old English and I'm attempting to write it play format so bare with me.
