To Patrick, From Pete // PETERICK

Chapter 7

Mr. Pete Wentz,

Please proceed to the Dean's office after your class. We would like to discuss with you some issues regarding your studies.

Sincerely,

Harry Bennett
College Professor, Political Science Department

PeteW:

we're good at our gig tonight, Hurley?

Received: 4:46 pm

Hurleyxvx:

Yeah but arent you suppose to be in detention right now?

Received: 4:47 pm

PeteW:

i am in detention!!! doesn't mean I couldn't go!!!!

Received: 4:48 pm

Hurleyxvx:

Just what were you doing that got you into detention?

Received: 4:50 pm

PeteW:

i was texting Pattycakes. i need my daily dose of Patrick~

Received: 4:51 pm

Hurleyxvx:

I have yet to meet this 'Pattycakes' but I think I'm starting to like him by the way he's got you whipped.

Received: 4:53 pm

PeteW:

andy shut up no one has me whipped!! I'm my own man.

Received: 4:56 pm

Hurleyxvx:

If that's true then you don't need Patrick.

Received: 4:57 pm

PeteW:

i'm my own man WITH patrick.

Received: 5:03 pm

Hurleyxvx:

See? Totally whipped. Can't live without him, huh? Look man, you're in college. Meet other people and stuff. You have your own life, man. You'll probably live your separate lives.

Received: 5:04 pm

PeteW:

...yeah right. im on my way. wait for me at the entrance! let's party like we're fucking pornstars!!!

Received: 5:05 pm

Hurleyxvx:

I'm no pornstar but definitely ready.

Received: 5:06 pm

To: Mr. Pete Wentz