"C, why'd you wake me up twenty-three minutes before I'm supposed to?"
"If you told you, that means I'd have to kill you."
"That line is so overused, it's like a prostitute's vagina."
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"Oh my God. That was glorious."
"I thought so, too. I can tell you liked that one."
"How? Because I laughed for a solid thirty seconds straight? Or because I ended up snorting?"
"Both."
"Anyways, I woke you up because I wasn't able to sleep at all. Then again, I didn't take my pills."
"Tonight, take them."
"...Fine."
"Good. Now can I go back to bed?"
"Nope. And if you hang up on me, I'm putting a dead fish from the market in your locker or something weird like that in there."
"Pfft. Doubt it."
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Late Night Conversations
Teen FictionAn insomniac who downs sleeping pills at night like kids do candy calls a theater geek with an abnormal mind late at night. "I saw you practicing today." "Wait. What?" "You almost fell off of the stage when you were walking backwards for a scene." "...
