UNKNOWN ID (pansmione) [girlxgirl]

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Hermione, 12:01 A.M.: Harry, help me.

Harry: wha

Hermione: So this person randomly texted me. At first, I'm like "ah, stranger danger," you know? But then it turns out that it's a girl who thinks that I'm cute, or is at least claiming to think that I'm cute.

Harry: ayeee

Hermione: You're no help. What do I do?

Harry: confess your undying love for her and then get laid.

Hermione: First issue with that sentence, we've had one conversation (or technically two, I guess. But I only really count it as one because it was only on the same topic and within the same hour.) Second issue--I told her that I'm straight.

Harry: third issue-you're a mega virgin.

Hermione: I don't like you.

Harry: im sorry. i love u hermione.

Hermione: Then tell me what to do.

Harry: you could tell her that you're a massive lesbian. most people already suspect it.

Hermione: I don't even know who she is.

Harry: Then become her friend. merlin, you need to stop overthinking so much.

Hermione: But-

Harry: -is what you want to get from her. So go get yourself sum ;)

Hermione: You're a dick

Harry: but I thought you didn't hate me? hehe.

Read: 12:10 a.m.

word count: 207.

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