UNKNOWN ID (pansmione) [girlxgirl]

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Pansy made a groupchat with Draco, Blaise, Crabbe, and Goyle.

Pansy: one of you absolute dickheads is about to get your dick kicked in.

Blaise: mmm sounds good to me

Draco: Hermione was right, our group is fucking annoying LMAO

Pansy: so it was you who told Hermione, you little snake.

Draco: And when did I say that?

Pansy: why else would you be talking to Hermione about our group?

Crabbe: what the hell is going on

Draco: ugh don't worry about it Crabbe, you'll understand when you're older... or more homosexual.

Crabbe has left the chat.

Pansy: so, it was you?

Draco: I think it was Goyle.

Goyle: Dont even drag me into this. I purposely wasn't speaking.

Draco: Oops.

Draco: Yeah, it was me.

Pansy: I'm going to kill you.

Draco: that was the goal baby

Blaise: so Draco told Hermione that Pansy likes her?

Draco: basically

Blaise: oh ya fuckin ass. not even im that cruel

Draco: It's for her own good! Pansy was never going to confess. I'm just trying to speed it up.

Pansy: she doesn't even like me.

Draco: Harry told me that Hermione is quite smitten with the idea of whoever's been texting her so...

Draco: wouldn't be too sure about that.

Goyle: Granger is... Gaynger?

Blaise: We're acting like the problem at hand is the romance of Pansy and Hermione when the real problem is the fact that we still allow Goyle to make those breath-takingly horrible puns.

Draco: Takingly is not a word you twat.

Blaise: Suck my dick.

Draco: pretty sure my boyfriend wouldn't like that

Blaise: ouuu so y'all finally committed

Draco: No but that's not the point ! We're practically dating.

Pansy: and IM the one who needs to get her shit together???

Pansy: bye

Pansy has left the chat.

Word count: 304 words.

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