Unknown, 6 A.M.: can i ask you something?
Hermione: Knock yourself out.
Unknown: why are you still texting me? I mean, do you have any interest in me?
Hermione: maybe, well, as a friend at least.
Unknown: -_-
Unknown: friend zoned?
Hermione: friend zoned.
Unknown: i know that you're gay, and from personal experiences, I know that you must be pretty desperate. whats the harm in giving me a chance?
Hermione: The harm is that I am not gay and that if I give you a chance, everyone will think that I am gay because dating another female is, by definition, homosexual.
Unknown: come out of the closet, im begging.
Hermione: Jesus christ, do you just go around hitting on girls who set off your gaydar?
Unknown: only the cute ones.
Hermione: I AM NOT CUTE HAHAH
Unknown: shut up
Read: 6:09 A.M.
word count: 132.
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UNKNOWN ID (pansmione) [girlxgirl]
FanfictionA Harry Potter AU in which a budding romance occurs between Pansy Parkinson and Hermione Granger after Pansy decides to go after the thought-to-be-straight Hermione Granger.
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