So i went to a lunch on saturday with relatives

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"Is it yeeted or yote?"
"Yeet."
"...ed. Whoever says 'yote' has an egg fetish."
*splutters and cracks up* "what."
"NO WAIT I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY EGG FETISH!"
"E g g f e t i s h"

*on swings* "PUSH ME HARDER!! ...thats what she said."
"nO!"

"I'm guessing you listen to Kpop."
"Why does everyone assume that, I DONT."

*thats what she said jokes after very other minute*
*exasperated sigh* "this is getting old."

"My ass feels weird."
"This is a family friendly area please shut up."

"Wait... what's your name?"
"...Mahnoor."
"Y-you didn't know? Mom told us when we entered."
"I didn't listen. I don't listen to anything. That's why I'm so bad at doing my homework, because I always forget that I h a v e homework."
"That's a mood."

"I once accidentally walked into a women's changing room with my mom. That was a few weeks ago."
"Big oof."
"O O F."

"He's seen more memes than I've seen school work."

SQUEE!

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