15. Call me Lemon

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I don't even know what this is... I got carried away

Y/N
Brendon
Both

Y/N's P.O.V. 

"Y/N! You're not going to believe it!" Brendon screeched as I entered the science classroom. Unlike most people in this school, Brendon Urie didn't give a fuck how 'scary' or 'intimidating' Frank, Gerard, Mikey and Ray were.
He pulled me out of Frank's grip and I laughed a little.
"Mr. What's-his-face is ill and we have our favourite sub."

"Wait Seriously? She's here?" I asked and he nodded enthusiastically.

"Who?" Frank asked and I covered my mouth.

"Trust me, you'll know her name, but all you need to know is she covered a few lessons in our old school and we would always catch her sneaking out of other teacher's classrooms with what could only be described as 'sex hair' and messed up makeup and, or, clothing." I explained.
"Basically, Bren and I wrote a whole song about her."

"So this substitute is a slut, that's what you're saying?" Gerard butted in.

"Yep." Brendon grinned.
"You still remember the whole thing, right, Y/N?"

"Obviously." I rolled my eyes and the door opened, revealing the substitute teacher. I grinned and dragged Gerard and Frank to our seats as Brendon ran to his.

"Hello class. Your teacher is ill today so I'll be covering your class today." She sighed.
"I'm-"

"Miss Jackson?" Brendon asked and her eyes snapped to him.

"Oh god." She blushed bright red, horror on her features.
"Not you."

"Yes me." Brendon grinned evilly.

Climbing out the back door, didn't leave a mark
No one knows it's you, Miss Jackson
Found another victim
But no one's gonna find Miss Jackson, Jackson, Jackson

Brendon and I both drummed the beat on the desk and all eyes were either on me or Brendon.
Frank and Gerard both grinned like idiots.

You put a sour little flavor in my mouth now
You move in circles hoping no one's gonna find out
But we're so lucky,
Kiss the ring and let 'em bow down
Looking for the time of your life
Ain't always gonna find out

A pretty picture but the scenery is so loud,
A face like heaven catching lightning in your nightgown,
But back away from the water, babe, you might drown
The party isn't over tonight
Lightning in your nightgown

Hey
Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?
Hey
Out the back door
Goddamn
But I love her anyway
I love her anyway
I love her anyway
Out the back door
Goddamn
But I love her anyway

Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Are you nasty?

The teacher stormed out, but we didn't dare stop at other students literally copied the beat we were drumming to.

Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Are you nasty?

Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Are you nasty?
Are you nasty?
I love her anyway

Oh
Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?
Oh
Out the back door
Goddamn
But I love her anyway

Way down 'til the fire finally dies out
You've got 'em wrapped around your finger
Watch 'em fall down
There's something beautiful and tragic in the fall out
Let me say it one more time
Tragic in the fall out

Hey
Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?
Hey
Out the back door,
Goddamn
But I love her anyway

I love her anyway
I love her anyway
Out the back door
Goddamn
But I love her anyway

Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Are you nasty?

Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Are you nasty?

Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Are you nasty?
Are you nasty?
I love her anyway

Oh
Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?
Oh
Out the back door
Goddamn
But I love her any...

Climbing out the back door, didn't leave a mark
No one knows it's you, Miss Jackson
Found another victim
But no one's gonna find Miss Jackson, Jackson, Jackson

I love her anyway

Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Are you nasty?

Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Are you nasty?

Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Miss Jackson,
Are you nasty?
Are you nasty?
I love her anyway

Oh
Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?
Oh
Out the back door
Goddamn
But I love her anyway

"Y/N... that was fucking amazing." Frank grinned and the whole class erupted into claps and cheers.
Another two teachers burst in, glaring at me and Brendon.

"Detention. Both of you." He practically growled and I smirked.

"Worth it!" Brendon yelled and I laughed.

"Always." I crossed my arms over my chest.

"Both if you go and see the principal. Now." The second teacher snapped.

"Frank, want me to take one for the team?" Gerard asked quietly and Frank nodded, before standing up.

"Mr. Iero, sit down." The teacher said and I watched as Frank punched Gerard.
"Principal's office!" She screeched and Gerard laughed, wiping the blood from his mouth. Frank held his hand out to me and I took it, the three of us heading down to the dreaded office.

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