"oh you do?"
y/n turned around to see the big booty bitch, bald, grey, male model in her bedroom.
y/n was in awe. here he was - just like shed hoped.
"im sorry for laughing at you yesterday" he mumbled, looking down at his soft, delicate feet. "i was just nervous"
y/n had no words. he was so beautiful up close. he seemed like he made an effort, his gold hoop earrings hung from his skinny earlobes.
he looked up at y/n and pierced her with his luminous, period blood coloured eyes.
"thats oka-"
he cut her off with a snog on the lips. his crusty dusty lips scratched at hers and y/n pulled away in shock
his breath smelled like tuna and dirt. it was yummy.
"have you just eaten something?" y/n asked with a smirk.
"oh I just sucked hagrids toes " he replied.
y/n didnt know who he was talking about but that didn't matter. She wanted him even more now.
he whipped out his 13½ inch long wand, crafted from yew, affixed with a phoenix feather core and they had seggs.
his balls did look like eggs btw xoxo
