voldemort and y/n went to the pub for dinner one night. Y/n was preggo so she didn't drink anything but voldemort was very much intoxicated.
"we should do karaoke babey" the promiscuous male said.
"babes I dont think that's a good idea" y/n responded but it was too late.
voldy got up on the table and started to sing:
"i'm a barbie girl in the barbie wo-orld
life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation"
"come on, Barbie, let's go party" Y/n chimed in.
"ah ah ah yeah
i'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly"
Y/n got up onto the table and duetted with her boyf : "You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky..."
voldy became aroused and carried on singing
"You can touch, you can play, if you say, "I'm always yours."
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation"
"Come on, Barbie, let's go party!"
"ah-ah-ah-yeah"
"Come on, Barbie, let's go party"
"oo ohou oo ohou"
"Come on, Barbie, let's go party!"
"ah-ah-ah-yeah"
"Come on, Barbie, let's go party"
"oo ohou oo ohou"
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
You can touch, you can play, if you say, "I'm always yours."
all of a sudden the foetus inside of Y/n started to sing the chorus:
"i'm a barbie girl in the barbie world
life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
imagination, life is your creation'
the whole pub applauded at the couples and their foetus' singing. Voldemorts voice was angelic and he started to blush.
he smacked Y/ns bunda and gave her a kiss on the mouth.
then they went home and had secks
