Heyyo, my pink cotton candy mustachesssss!! AND SO I RETURN wif another quotey -quotes -quote type of chappie ^-^ woooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~! YAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY!! Last time, I did a quotes chapter on Drake &Josh, but is on the Tv Show VICTORIOUS! I thought I'd do quotessss chapters every now and then, and I was thinking of doing the next one on iCarly or Wizards of Waverly Place or something LOL. . . . OKIES HERE'S THE AWESOME CHAPPIE I PROMISED, YOU AWESOME PEOPLE, YOU. ^~^
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VICTORIOUS QUOTES
Cat: One time, I ate a hamburger and then like an hour later I started sneezing, but I don't think it had anything to do with the hamburger.
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Tori: I am a police officer! Would you like some raisin bran?
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Cat: Yay, we're hanging out togeth-
Jade: NO!!!
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Jade: Hey Vega. Tori.
Tori: What?
Jade: Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.
Tori: Hazelnut?
Jade: I don't know, I found it in the garbage.
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Tori: Happy Birthday Trina.
Trina: Thanks... so where's my present?
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Rex: Take me to the bathroom, I've gotta pee now.
Tori: He's a puppet, he can't pee.
Rex: You don't know what I got.
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Tori's newest status on TheSlap.com: I'm not crazy! There IS a PONNIE!!!
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(video chat with Cat starts)
Cat: Hi!
Andre: What's up, little red?
Tori: Hey, Cat.
Grandma: (background) Andre!
Andre: What's wrong, Grandma?
Grandma: The numbers on my clock changed again!
Andre: It's a clock, Grandma. The numbers are supposed to change.
Grandma: What happened to my butter?
Andre: I'll go to the store tomorrow and get you some more butter.
(Grandma runs off, screams, then smashes something)
YOU ARE READING
The BIG Book of RANDOM
RandomBasically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
