AWW YEAAHHH LOLZ
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YO MOMMA SO DUMB...
Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
Yo momma so dumb she stole free bread.
Yo momma so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so dumb she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.
YO MOMMA SO UGLY...
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
YO MOMMA SO FAT...
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "I'll Take It!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
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The BIG Book of RANDOM
RandomBasically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
