𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌 | newtmas au

darkside

PRIVATE CHAT BETWEEN newtie.cutie, min.min.min

Minho:
newt I have something urgent to say
it is SUPER important
actually
now I have two things to ask you
one is a question
the other is a...
actually another question
newt
newt
newtttttt im sad pick up the phonneeee
NEWT
NEWT I KNOW YOU ARE ON YOUR PHONE YOUR INSTA IS ACTIVE
NEWT I SWEAR IF YOU ARE IGNORING MY MESSA-
wait
are you texting Thomas
ARE YOU REPLACING ME
FIRST SOME KID INSULTS MY HAIR THEN ARIS AND TERESA STARTS LAUGHING AT ME AND I WAS LIKE CRYING, THEN MY BEST FRIEND  IS MESSAGING HIS BOYFRIEND INSTEAD OF COMFORTING ME
NEWTIE
NOOTIE BOOTIE
NEWT PICK UP THE S H U C K I NG PHONE

Newt:
oh my gosh
minho, what do you want

Minho:
ok first
some kid said my hair was weird and gross😭
and then aris started laughing at me
it was really sad

Newt:
...
MINHO ITS THREE IN THE SHUCKING MORNING
DID YOU SERIOUSLY WAKE ME UP TO SAY THAT
I DO NOT CARE THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND LAUGHED AT YOU
I WILL YEET A SHOE AT YOUR HEAD NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
I WILL BLOCK YOU

Minho:
aw come on, I knew you were on your phone, your insta was active

Newt:
fuck off I was texting brenda

Minho:
LIES
brenda is dead on my couch
they were sleeping over
HA

Newt:
...
you're  annoying

Minho:
🤨

Newt:
ok fine i was texting tommy
WHICH IS NORMAL HE MY BESTIE

Minho:
why don't you just date already

Newt:
BECAUSE HE DOESNT LIKE ME BACK

newtie.cutie has deleted their message

Newt:
because we are J U S T  friends!!

Minho:
NUH UH I SAW THE MESSAGE
YOU CONFESSED
NEWT YOU CANT PRETEND YOU DONT LIKE HIM
AND THOMAS LIKES YOU BACK

Newt:
minho he doesn't, okay?
he probably likes some girl

Minho:
no way he doesn't.
you are the only person for him
newt I swear

Newt:
please just stop minho.

Minho:
look mate, you two think we are just joking, but we can all see it
Seen

Minho:
you two are in love
Seen

Minho:
thomas is the most oblivious slinthead ever, he doesn't even realise that he is head over heels in love with you
Seen

Minho:
newt come on
Seen

Minho:
newt are you ignoring me??
Seen

Minho:
NEWTTTTTT
Seen

Minho:
SHANK ARE YOU SERIOUSLY LEAVING ME ON SEEN
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