EXCUSE YOU I WROTE SEVEN FRICKING CHAPTERS AND THEY DELETED
so this is just a bunch of lil newtmas stories i felt like writing
basically every "section" is a different story
**** (newt, lizzie & del went on a holiday) "minho?"
"yes?"
"newt's coming back today."
"and?"
"i facetimed him."
"thomas, your point is..?"
"he got hot."
"..."
"no i'm not even kidding."
"what are you talking about? newt has the babyest (do i care that that's not a word) face ever."
"no but before the holiday he was a tiny potato child that i could like squish, and now i AM FUCKING DROOLING!¡!"
"he's not hotter than me."
"you haven't seen him yet."
"i don't need too."
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"hey guys!"
newt waved to brenda and teresa.
"NEWT?"
"hiii T!"
newt jumps into brenda's lap. she pokes his face.
"WHAT THE SHUCK HAPPENED?"
lizzie smirks. "apparently, the coast of America causes glowups."
"how was the trip?"
"great!! me and del got stuck in the middle of the ocean on a ski jet and we were sooo lost."
"eek. at least you didn't die."
"my soul did actually."
"but let's talk about vogue boy over here. newt how dare you be hotter than me and still be gay."
"uh sorry T...has anyone seen tommy?"
"I think he went to third wheel minaris's date to the movies."
"ok I'll see you later."
he leaves.
"damn del, you got competition."
"brenda you are a lesbian."
"so?"
-
"TOMMY!!!"
he wraps his arms around his friend.
"who are you?!"
"minho it's me!?"
"WHAT?!"
"haha that was teresa's reaction to me new face."
"You look, uh really fucking hot newtie."
newt's eyebrows raise.
"thanks tommy...?"
"what i mean is, you look very attractive. actually, no what i mean, uh eh, you look so much better than before. not that uh, you looked bad, but you just look way better, uh now. like way better. URGHGHH THAT SOUNDED WRONG SORRY!"
"tommy?"
"yeah?"
"you're cute."
***** priv chat between tommy_bear, newtie.cutie
newt: TOMMY COME OVER IM IN MY FEELS AND I NEED TO WATCH STAR WARS WITH MY BOYFRIEND
thomas: i'll be over in ten
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thomas and newt stepped off the platform with huge smiles on their faces. the cheering of all their friends caused newt's face to practically glow. he turned around to see thomas shaking hands with the priest.
newt stared pointedly at thomas, reminding him what they talked about before the wedding.
FLASHBACK
"please don't say anything stupid on the way of the ceremony."
"of course newt!"
END OF FLASHBACK
"so are you god's boyfriend?" thomas asked the annoyed priest.
newt banged his head onto minho's shoulder.
"don't be sad newt; you choose to marry the dumb shank.
****
i dont know what this is sorry :/
ok so I might mark this story as completed but I had such a fun time writing this!!
okie that's it bye
*insert those really long sappy things that writers all use at the end of their 600 word gay smut*
