𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌 | newtmas au

welcome to wonderland

ok this chapter is dedicated to my "adoptive parents" _bloody_inspired__ & SubjectZ5_TheKnot i am now their child i guess
i don't really understand

update its been a year and i am still their child  so yk  

private chat with tommy_bear, newtie.cutie

Thomas:
ok ok ok ima do it
i have to tell you
screw it, im just gonna say it

Newt:
say what?

Thomas:
newt i have the biggest crush on you

Newt:
wait..what..

Thomas:
i want to protect you
and kiss you

Newt:
areyoujoking...

Thomas:
and run my fingers through your STUPID FLUFFY HAIR

Newt:
wait minho i swear to god if that's you

Thomas:
AND IT IS KILLING ME BECAUSE I CANT DO ALL THOSE THINGS BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE ME LIKE THAT

Newt:
thomas, shut up

Thomas:
i am so sorry Newt i didn't want to ruin our friendship because you are my best friends but i just sdjhfcvwudvwihv njhfduhvujhdguihjvzhkfbjrgnfvhvfj  dh gbfhhvfcfjhcbnh bf
delivered

newtie.cutie has one missed call from tommy_bear

Thomas:
newt?
delivered

newtie.cutie has three missed calls from tommy_bear

Thomas:
newt please pick up
delivered

newtie.cutie has five missed calls from tommy_bear

Thomas:
look im sorry
i couldnt it in any fricking longer
delivered

newtie.cutie has eight missed calls from tommy_bear

Thomas:
newt please talk to me
delivered

newtie.cutie has eleven missed from tommy_bear

******

SWITCHED TO REAL LIFE [lol I'm sorry]

Anxious, Thomas threw his phone across his room. It had been twenty minutes since his last attempt to call Newt and his phone had remained pointedly blank. It had started pouring outside and matched Thomas's mood completely.
Sighing, he went to go pick up the device. Thomas almost jumped when his familiar chime echoed across the room. He raced to check his notifications, hopes rising and falling as it's just Minho checking how it went. Thoma just sends back a simple 'fuck off.'

He switches his phone to silent and plugs the charger in. Thomas can feel it vibrating on the desk. It buzzes and buzzes.

Thomas groans and goes to his bed. Exhaustion is starting to replace the anxiety and Thomas lies down. He buries himself in the pillow and tries to sleep.
"maybe all this will be a dream" he thinks before closing his eyes. The fabric is warm against his bare chest and muscles.

private chat between with min.min.min, tommy_bear

Minho:
so how'd it go?

Thomas:
great!

Minho:
REALLY?!

Thomas:
yeah! I'm sitting here without a shirt, cuddling him!

Minho:
REALLLLY!!!!?!

Thomas:
NO
newt hasn't texted me back

Minho:
what? why? (also bit annoyed that you lied😢)

Thomas:
look idk

Minho:
well maybe it was the way you said it. let me help

Thomas:
fuck off minho you have done enough

Minho:
I'm sorry dude, I was only trying to help

Thomas:
yeah well, good job, you've ruined me and newt's friendships

Minho:
hey don't have a go at me, this isn't my fault

Thomas:
idc leave me alone okay

****
THAT'S IT I AM QUITTING GTHIS IS SO TRASH GOODBYE

QUESTION: pineapple on pizza??

ANSWER:

yes.

no further questions

i just don't know why people hate it so much. like tomato is a fruit, you still eat that on pizza?!

and it gives it more flavour😶