𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌 | newtmas au

be kind

lol I have the Haikuu!! theme song stuck in my head. although, that might just be because I have been blasting on full volume in my bedroom :D

GROUP CHAT "literal chaos"

(the group chat has everyone in it)

Thomas:
HUMANS I NEED YOUR ATTENTION

Newt:
we have something to tell you!

del:
THOMAS THAT IS RUDE YOU KNOW I IDENTIFY AS VOID STILES AND DO NOT ANSWER TO "human"

Thomas:
🖕

Teresa:
good news or bad news?

Lizzie:
i hope good. i'm not really feeling like bad news at the moment
oh guys btw i was camping and this kangaroo like walked into my tent
it was so cute🥺!

Newt:
uh...

Thomas:
well...

Brenda:
OUT WITH IT GAYS

Aris:
seriously, whats going on!?

Thomas:
me and newt are...........kinda...

Newt:
dating...

Frypan:
...
wait you weren't before?

Teresa:
uh, guys, we already know

Newt:
what?

Thomas:
how?

Gally:
minho sent us pictures of you two kissing and cuddling and shit

Brenda:
trust me there was a lot of squealing from lola and teresa😂

Teresa:
we were excited😳

Aris:
I think they broke windows

Newt:
but how does min have photos of us kissing?
we got together like six hours ago...

del:
well he does have the ability to become a wall remember😱

Brenda:
LMAO

Newt:
i am going to kill him

Thomas:
i'm helping

Frypan:
ill bring popcorn🍿

Lizzie:
NO I WONT BE ABLE TO SEE IT STUPID TRAVELLING
TERESA SEND PHOTOS

Teresa:
👌

Minho:
hey guys whats going on
im lazy and not bothered scrolling up👄

Thomas:
minho you are dead

Minho:
👁👄👁
oh no
wait why am i dead this time?
is it what I put in your bathroom?

Thomas:
NO YOU TOOK PHOTOS OF ME & NEWT
wait whats in my bathroom

Minho:
nothing haha😅

del:
wait for it...

Thomas:
WTF MINHO THIS IS A LIFESIZE CUTOUT OF NEWT

Minho:
it's so you're never alone

Newt:
i'm honoured?

Thomas:
shuckface you are already burried
i will cut open your stomach and play them oN A HARP

Minho:
k ima go...

Lizzie:
gah i want to be there for Minho's doom

Teresa:
i'll film it😌

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GUYS SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I AM NOT READY

my crush has been asking me for the past few weeks who my crush was what do i do

QUESTION: last book you read?

ANSWER: i am currently reading the last shadow hunters novel which is like five hundred million pages but it's very good so✌🏻

UPDATE : ok so i finished the book and OH MY GOD HE CONFESSED THAT HE LOVED HIM BUT THE OTHER DUDE WAS ANGRY AT HIM AND THEN THEY LEFT AND ARE NEVER GONNA TALK EVER AGAIN NO