BOOMERS ⋆ ushijima wakatoshi ✔︎

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idiots + boomers
sunday 3:37am

brokuto💘
guys pls
i forgot what are those
things that breathe fire called
again

kubro💘
DONT ANSWER-

shittykawa
dragon?
idiot

kubro💘
oh god-

brokuto💘
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL
OVER YOUR FACE 😏🤪

shittykawa
..........

shittykawa left the group

kubro💘
oh my god 🤦‍♂️

kubro💘 added shittykawa to the group

shittykawa
fuck you

kubro💘
go tf to sleep

grandma
Okay that was a good one
Bokuto.
😂

brokuto💘
THANKS😈
WAIT TANI
NO
NOT THAT EMOJI

grandma
?

brokuto💘
DONT USE THAT EMOJI
ITS SO CRINGEY

grandma
Oh. What am I supposed
to do when I want to say
I'm laughing over text then?

brokuto💘
omg let me give you a lesson

shittykawa
it's not gonna work

grandma
Okay!

brokuto💘
so there's a lot of ways you can
show that you're laughing over text,
of course there's the laughing crying
emoji- 😂- but it's used by uncultured
people
what i usually do is all caps
AHAHAHAHAHA
or keyboard smash
JJFHHSJAJDJFJ
OR if you're laughing really hard you
can say something like "IM SO WEAK"
or "IM DYING RN" and you can use
different random words instead of dying
like 'combusting,' 'rolling,' 'rotating around
the x axis' there's really infinite things to
put in there

shittykawa
she won't get it

grandma
That's a lot to take in.
Okay let me try
...
BAHAHAHAHAH
JAJDHDHSJSKD
IM ROLLING IN THE DEEP

brokuto💘
ROLLING IN THE DEEP AHAHA
YES YES LIKE THAT

grandma
Okay!
I think I actually get it.
Tooru🖕
Thanks Bokuto!!

brokuto💘
yeah tooru🖕
you're welcome tani!!

shittykawa
well usually she doesn't get stuff
when i explain it

grandma
Well you never explain it good
enough

shittykawa
😐
tch,

kubro💘
YALL
GO TO SLEEP
ITS 4AM
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sunday 8:01 am

dadchi
never should all of you have
been awake at 4 am

grandpa
HDJHSAHAJDJSJ
JAKJAKSJDJSJAAHSHHR
AHAHAHAHA
I AM ORBITING THE SUN

dadchi
are you good?

grandpa
I AM BAKING A PIE

dadchi
?????

grandpa
Did that look like I was laughing?

dadchi
um yeah
oh wait did you look back at
their messages and see that

grandpa
Yes. Tani and I want stop texting
like 'boomers'.
I figured that would work.

dadchi
well sure
what i said wasn't really funny
but i mean

grandpa
Okay, good.
Thanks Daichi. 🙂

dadchi
haha you're welcome
i guess

sunday 11:33 pm

brokuto💘
GOOOOOOD MORNING
WAIT USHIJIMA USED MY
ADVICE
AHAHAHA

tani simp
I-
they're learning 🥲

grandma
Good morning!

grandpa
Good morning. 😊💕

grandma
Okay question.
Why do you guys always say
'I-' and 'Goodbye-'
and put the dashes after stuff?

tani simp
OH OH OH
okay it's kinda hard to explain
but it's like... when you're struggling
to find a way to react to something
and you're at a loss for words

brokuto💘
^^^^^
and for GOODBYE-
and BYE-
it's kinda the same but it's
more like you're laughing

grandma
Ohhhhh.
Okay. Thanks!

grandpa
I-

shittykawa
god this is so painful

king iwa👑
leave them alone flattykawa

grandma
Good morning Iwa! 😁

king iwa👑
morning tani!!

shittykawa
when my best friend likes my
sister more than me
😐😓

king iwa👑
yeah.

shittykawa
NO
YOURE SUPPOSED TO
SAY NO YOU DONT

king iwa👑
my bad

shittykawa
....

king iwa👑
...

shittykawa
i'm waiting☝️🙂

king iwa👑
keep waiting

shittykawa
BRO WHY DOES EVERYOHE
BULLY ME

edited 7/24/23