BOOMERS ⋆ ushijima wakatoshi ✔︎

𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 ; 👉👌

idiots + boomers
today 2:33 am

brokuto💘
HEY GUYS IM BORED

kubro💘
HEY SHAWTY
ME TOO

king iwa👑
HEY ITS TOORU MY PHONE
IS DEAD SO I STOLE IWA-CHAN'S

grandma
Hi!!

grandpa
Tani answer my FaceTime
liked by grandma

tendog😩
GUYS ITS NOT FAIR
WAKATOSHI AND TANI SEE
EACH OTHER LIKE EVERY
WEEKEND BUT I HAVENT
SEEN YALL SINCE TOKYO
💔💔💔

grandpa
Well we are dating so.

brokuto💘
THINK ABOUT HOW KUROO
AND I FEEL BEING SIX HOURS
AWAY FROM YOU GUYS 💔

kubro💘
heart been broke so many times

brokuto💘
well😢
if nobody got me i know kuroo
got me ☺️

kubro💘
love you shawty 😎💓

king iwa 👑
HELPPPPAOAOSKSJNBAV
#%872!!;$1&-

dadchi
...

brokuto💘
U GOOD BRO

tendog😩
ayo is that still tooru on there or...

grandma
Iwa is chasing Tooru, probably
trying to murder him because he
texted my cousin / his crush back
and called her babe hahaha

dadchi
AHAHAH
is he okay???

grandma
He's just getting a few good punches

grandpa
Is it like that time he did that to me?

grandma
NO don't remind meeeee
I was SO mortified

grandpa
I didn't mind ;)

grandma
Oh really?

grandpa
Yeah-

brokuto💘
enough flirting in the group chat 😔
aren't y'all on facetime anyways
flirt there so we don't have to see it💔

kubro💘
the way i'm so single right now💔
it hurts
all i know is pain
emphasized by brokuto💘

tendog😩
think about how I FEEL
my bestie is boo'd up and i
just gotta sit here and watch
them be in a healthy relationship
while i can't find a girl for shit

dadchi
y'all are too desperate for girls
just go for guy instead
it's much better ☺️

brokuto💘
shawty if i could i would
i've been cursed by being straight

kubro💘
^^^😔😔😔

tendog😩
DAD HOW ARE YOU AND MOM

dadchi
suga and i are great! ☺️

grandpa
You guys are just mad that she
fell for me instead of you all-
Stay mad. 'Cause I know you all
had a crush on her at one point.

brokuto💘
HUUUUUUUHHHHHH????
WHERE DID THAT COME
FROM

kubro💘
DOUBLE HOMICIDE

tendog😩
AINT HAVE TO GO SO HARD
ON US BRO

grandma
I-

brokuto💘
AND ITS THE FACT THAT I DID
WHEN SHE WAS FIRST ADDED

kubro💘
FUCKING SAME

tendog😩
MY NAME WAS LITERALLY
TANI SIMP SO-

dadchi
y'all are too much
go to sleep
y'all are disturbing my time
with suga 🙈💓

brokuto💘
YALL FUCKEN???

kubro💘
BOKUTO STOP AGAHA

tendog😩
DO A FLIP

dadchi
none of ya business

brokuto💘
HOLD UP
SPEAKING OF-
YALL THINK WAKATOSHI
AND TANI-?

kubro💘
I DONT KNOW

grandpa
.

tendog😩
???
DOES THAT MEAN-

kubro💘

brokuto💘
HE ISNT DENYING
HELPPPP THE SOUND
EFFECT FUCK AHAHAHA

tendog😩
BRO WAKATOSHI DOES THAT
MEAN YES

kubro💘
WE NEED TO KNOW🎤🎤

grandma
😶

shittykawa
i'm BACK❤️❤️❤️
wait lemme scroll up
WHAT
TANI???? DO YOU HAVE
SOMETHING YOU FORGOT
TO TELL ME???

grandma
Uh.
No offense but I didn't really
want to discuss my sex life
with you dear brother

brokuto💘
SHE-
THEY-

grandpa
Well.

shittykawa
SO YOU DID-
IM COMING TO YOUR ROOM
RIGHT NOW
IM PISSED YOU DIDNT
TELL ME
I TOLD YOU WHEN I DID IT
WITH MY EX GF FOR THE FIRST
TIME

tendog😩
🍿🍿🍿
y'all want some

kubro💘
🍿
oh thanks bro

tendog😩
gotchu

grandpa
Tani why did you hang up?

brokuto💘
uh oh
shit is going down

king iwa👑
i hear yelling so...

tendog😩
bet it's not as loud as when she
screamed wakatoshi's name-

kubro💘
DONE DIRTY
STOPPPPP

brokuto💘
BITCH I WAS THINKIN THE
SAME THING-

king iwa👑
y'all are sick.

grandpa
.

tendog😩
BITCH

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a/n: a lil extra for y'all 🙈🙈

edited 9/18/23