ILLICIT AFFAIRS. robert pattinson

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CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
❝ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣 ❞

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GOLDEN GIRLS

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mrs. pattinson                         (ivy)
effie trinket                (effy)
milfs & dilfs only                                      (ember)

𝗧𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝟱:𝟱𝟳 𝗣𝗠

mrs. pattinson
so we almost kissed

milfs & dilfs only
umm COME AGAIN NOW

mrs. pattinson
i stopped it tho

milfs & dilfs only
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU
DO THAT

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT
IVY AN ACTUAL FUCKING
IDIOT

mrs. pattinson
we were talking about his ex
and he was upset and
vulnerable

milfs & dilfs only
aww you're kinda smart ivy

effie trinket
Omg!

milfs & dilfs only
stfu u dry ass mf

effie trinket
Language Ember

milfs & dilfs only
shut the fuck up effy

effie trinket
You need a muzzle

milfs & dilfs only
umm that's homophobic

effie trinket
How?!?!

milfs & dilfs only
i understand that you're hetero
and all, but damn effy, that
one hurt 😔💔

effie trinket
Wait what? Ember I wasn't trying
to be like that!! What did I say
wrong? I'm so confused
Ember I'm so sorry

milfs & dilfs only
you're literally so old

i was joking

effie trinket
Ember! You scared me.
Don't do that!!!

milfs & dilfs only
got it grandma

mrs. pattinson
i hate you both

i really like him and i feel like this is
going to drive a wedge in between
our friendship

milfs & dilfs only
good

mrs. pattinson
no it's not good!

milfs & dilfs only
yes. this way robert pattinson can
be my brother-in-law 😎

effie trinket
True. But Ivy, did it affect the
rest of your night?

mrs. pattinson
no we acted like nothing
happened after that

milfs & dilfs only
wimps

mrs. pattinson
shush

milfs & dilfs only
omg i'm going to be an ailf

mrs. pattinson
you're gross stop

milfs & dilfs only
im thinking ahead

effie trinket
Just test the waters. See how things
escalate over the next few days.
It's only day two!

milfs & dilfs only
bitch tomorrow is valentine's day!

mrs. pattinson
don't remind me

milfs & dilfs only
bitch that's the whole
reason you're there

mrs. pattinson
i want to take it back

milfs & dilfs only
umm what? the god
damn flight??

mrs. pattinson
yes

milfs & dilfs only
stfu and kiss him already

effie trinket
Stop pressuring her! Just do
what you feel is right.

milfs & dilfs only
and that's being a little bitch

effie trinket
I can't deal with you today

milfs & dilfs only
that's fantastic

mrs. pattinson
i'll figure this out

milfs & dilfs only
the kiss?

mrs. pattinson
no the situation

milfs & dilfs only
boringggg

mrs. pattinson
yeah yeah whatever

OLIVIA'S OPINIONS
okay so today i wrap up finals and then
my last day of school is monday. so
this means i have more time to
update.

act one is coming to an end very very soon.
next chapter is an in person interaction
with robvy again. living the london
dream.