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DakotaElainee
caption: i love my fucking job
tags: alphataurif1, f1
location tag: sakhir grand prix
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guenthersteiner replied: I take it you are the reason that my driver is hungover?
dakotaelaineeee: do you mean kevin or mick? kevin was pacing himself pretty well, he shouldn't be a problem.
guenthersteiner: Which one do you think, Dakota?
dakotaelaineee: hey its not my job to look after schumi!! also in my defense latifi kept egging him on.....i think he had half his body weight in vodka last night.
guenthersteiner: Oh I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at Mick. He should know better but instead he's spent the last hour throwing up!
dakotaelaineee: sorry guenther, cant ( and wont ) help ya there. see you at the press conference?
TO WHOEVER FERNANDO ALONSO TOOK HOME YESTERDAY:
FUCK YOU I GOT ABSOLUTELY NO SLEEP THANK YOU VERY MUCH
- Esteban Ocon ( @/estebanocon )
-------> wait fernando got laid? that's unfair
- Kevin Magnussen (@/KevinMagnussen )
Welcome to day 214564856323 of waiting for Esteban to make a move on the cute Drive To Survive Assistant.
And I guess happy season opener day as well-
- Alexander Albon (@/Alexander_Albon )
---------- > shhhhhh alexander that's supposed to be a secret !
- Dakota Elaine Mac (@/DakotaElaineee )
----------> but everybody in the Paddock already knows????
- Lance Strulovitch (@/lancestroll )
------- > you're joking-
- Esteban Ocon ( @/estebanocon
----------> kid, even I know and nobody tells me anything-
- Sebastian Vettel (@/sebastianvettel )
--------> FUCK
- Esteban Ocon ( @/estebanocon
PRIVATE MESSAGES BETWEEN DANIEL RICCIARDO AND DAKOTA MCMANUS
Honey Badger 🦘
hey mac, can I talk to you after quali?
Mac
sure, but why?
does it have to be after quali?
i have time now.
Honey Badger 🦘
um i think we should wait until after quali.....
its kind of important and i dont want you to be off your game if pierre and yuki need you
Mac
um okayyyyy????
meet me on neutral ground though, maybe in hospitality?
HEADLINE FROM WTF1: Inside the EPIC pre-season party in Bahrain, planned and organized by Williams drivers Albon and Latifi
HEADLINE FROM MOTORSPORTS.COM: OP-ED How is Dakota McManus' realtionship with AlphTauri's Tsunoda going to affect the functionality of Alpha Tauri this season now that she's in charge?
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