𝚂𝙷𝙾𝙾𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻 ,, formula 1: drive to survive

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TEXT MESSAGES BETWEEN DAKOTA MCMANUS, LEWIS HAMILTON, SEBASTIAN VETTEL, DANIEL RICCIARDO, FERNANDO ALONSO AND SERGIO PEREZ

A.K.A THE COUNCIL OF ELDERS

Honey Badger 🦘

hey mac, just checking in to make sure you're all right, and that you are RELAXING

Dakota

relaxing???? in this economy?

jk guys, im doing okay. ive been hanging out with virginia, and tomorrow we're going out to longreach to see my parents and my granddad

Padre Alonso

Dakota, now is not the time for jokes.

Dakota

jeez, fernando. seriously, im fine.

i just needed to get away for a while. the pit crew doesnt always get that when you have weekends like weve been having

lewis the goat 🐐

he's just looking out for you, mac. we all are.

we want to make sure that youre taking care of yourself.

Dakota

actually guys, on that note, theres something ive been thinking about a lot lately and i could use the council of elders' opinion

pope sergio michel

Please stop calling it the council of elders 🙄

I'm 32 years old, I'm not a relic like Fernando

Padre Alonso

Watch your mouth tough guy

Dakota

*virtually clears throat*

Honey Badger 🦘

that is the cringiest thing that i have ever seen you do in a text conversation

you bring shame to our country

Dakota

STFU

anyways

. . . so you all know my contract is up at the end of the season

pope sergio michel

I immediately dislike where this is going 

Dakota

and i'm going to leave alphatauri.

i cant stay underneath red bull's umbrella any more

Sebby Vettel 🌈

YOURE DOING WHAT

pope sergio michel

Are you sure you've thought this through?

Honey Badger 🦘

does this mean that yo're going to take the mclaren deal?

lewis the goat 🐐

but why? you have a good thing going over there.

if yu take horner and marko out of the equation

Dakota

that's just it lewis.

horner and marko are making it HELL for me, and i know they dont technically work for AT and are more concerned with RBR but they like making my life a living hell