HELLFIRE ༄ Tony Stark

FOURTEEN

CHAPTER FOURTEEN:
ADAM AND EVEN

Tony Stark has added [think of a number between 1-100] to a chat.
Tony Stark has updated chat name to 'JERK OFF BRO'.

Natasha R:
what is this?

Tony stark:
wait lemme

Overlord:
that's better
You were saying?

Without hubby:
what is this?
Tf is that name?
STARK!

horny:
What is this and how do I leave?

Without hubby:
where ru

horny:
Kitchen eating leftover goat

Overlord:
Gosh please never say that
again what if someone sees this chat

horny:
Stop using that aholes name
And no I won't stop i AM
eating goat leftover it's the truth
and I'm nothing but honest

Green bean:
Yesterday you told me that Adam and Eve
were actually a gay couple named
Adam and Even and they were
kicked out of heaven bc gods homophobic

horny:
Hehehe forgot bout that
Ok I don't like that much
Steve I see you typing
Stop

Flagman:
I was gonna bring up the how
socks were invented story but nvm

Itsy bitsy:
I detest that. Ms. Lucifer is the most
honest being I've ever met and
I've met 20 people so I know my stuff

Overlord:
first of all
Detest? You've been hanging out w L too
much you'll have a time limit from now on
Second
Why are you so precious 20 people is way
too much Pete how do you remember their names?

Itsy bitsy:
:D I wrote their names on a paper and
then make rhymes about something related to them.

Green bean:
Oh god

horny:
STOP IT HES HOMOPHOBIC

flagman:
YOU SAID THAT WAS A LIE

horny:
MAYBE I LIED OK

Without hubby:
I am very close to blowing up the building with everyone in it.

Lego:
What's happening

horny:
Go get boiled alive

Lego:
:p
No fr tf is up w yall

The other horny:
I too would like to know.

Green bean:
when did Loki get a phone?

The other horny:
Is that green man?
I can hear my mother calling my name. Have to dash, I apologize.

horny:
Pussy

Flagman:
Language

horny:
English?

Overlord:
Pffffff lmaoooooooo