Here's an amazing haiku:
My cat is quite big,
But your dad, even more so,
I sob for your mum.
A/N: The Haiku has ended btw.
I'm a talented poet, but you? I think you are a nerd. Joey from editorial enters the room. Joey says, "Um, Koolest?"
Yes? "You already called your readers nerds."
wElL, fRiCk. "Here are some other insults: degenerates, fan fiction writers, dimwits-"
Nah, I'm bored. Y'all are now Americans, the worst insult I can think of.
A/N: I am American.
