It's truly sad that you are friendless and a nerd, as well as having no game.
Shut up, [name of myself].
You shut up, [my name].
Both of you shut up! We should be able to behave like civilized beings!
Lul, no, uwu
*mile long stare* I hate you, [the name that I adopted when I landed on this planet].
A/N: Tell me why. Ain't nothing but a heartache. Tell me why. Ain't nothing but a mistake. Don't you say, "I want it that way."
