"HE HAD A PEEPEE!"
"I wish I had friends."
"I'm not the sharpest light bulb in the crayon box, but...where was I going with this?"
"Gimme some quotes from your quote book or I'll sneeze on your mother's feet."
"Barbie could beat John Wick in a fight to the death."
"DO COINS HAVE OPINIONS?"
"Hi, it AT&T. We see you're traveling *yada yada*."
"Imagine smacking your cock against bread."
"You never answered my question, you bilingual stovetop."
"It's a not a nut if it comes from milk."
