Hello, I hate your mother. Also I have performed intercourse with your mother and father and grandmother and your brain. I am now immortal. You cannot kill me. Haha. L, you.
Me 43,000 years later: I'm bored, maybe it's time to take over the solar system? I then make my way to Mars...
Now I have taken the universe: I'm the best. I'm the coolest. It's about drive. It's about power.
A/N: We stay hungry. We devour.
3 seconds later: I'm bored. I want to go home :(.
A/N: That's literally everyone who goes to school.
(murder)
