The Northern Grand Duke's Hamster|북 부대공의 햄스터 (English Translation/Unofficial)

Chapter 3

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Jun 16, 2023
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God, please do something about this damn hamster otaku, please!

“Right now, why is one side of your fur flat?”

Is this your first time seeing a human, no, a hamster who slept on his side all day?

“You look shockingly adorable.”

H-hey, move your mouth away! A muzzle, someone get him a muzzle! Please put this bastard in a muzzle!

The level headed and strict leader of the North, the strongest of the Minehardt empire, the Grand Duke of blood... Bullshit! People sang silly praises as if one look from his eyes is enough to kill thousands.

You can only kiss ten times; ten times is enough! After that, please move your face, okay?!

“Cashew nut, I thought you were sick, you slept for a really long time.”

Unfortunately, I’m perfectly fine. I seem to have heard that hamsters usually sleep long. I didn’t know I would sleep this much as well. Knowing Kyle’s obsession, I should prevent myself from getting sick in the future. It seems like if I cough just one time, he would order to close all of Blake estate’s windows and burn fire in the fireplace until the air is boiling warm.

Kyle, who confirmed that I woke up, took me in his hand again and began to kiss me like crazy. Thanks to you it seems like I’ll die an easy death.

― Squeak [ Let go! ]

Let me go! Are you not going to? I’ll bite you and you’ll see how scary a hamster can be!

[ Quest! Quest! (⊙﹏⊙) ]

The system appeared in a hurry to prevent me from biting Kyle. I was already holding his index finger with both of my hands, ready to sink my teeth into his skin, then I paused and stared still.

Right... I forgot I was supposed to act as a friendly hamster.

He was annoying me so bad that I almost forgot my duty to be a companion hamster and almost bit his finger off. Anyway, at least I didn’t bite him yet.

That’s right, I’m an intellectual, I’m just in a hamster’s body right now, but actually I’m a 27-year-old human who graduated higher education. If I really bit Kyle because I was annoyed, what would be the difference between me and a real hamster!

I’m an intelligent being. That’s right.

“Just now...”

Kyle looked at me with a slightly shocked look. By any chance, did he know I was about to bite him? I felt a little embarrassed and turned my head away.

What about it? Why?

I didn’t bite you. I just put my mouth close to your finger. Anyways, how did you even realize what my intentions were? Do you have such a powerful sixth-sense? As expected of the Northern Grand Duke, at this rate... 

“Cashew nut, did you just try to kiss me just now? That’s so cute.”

Come on! You’re more tactless than a bear... You’re not the Great Northern Duke, you’re just a Great Northern Bear! Anyway, it’s good that I was able to endure the frustration, it seems like the quest was completed safely.

[ Miracle value 1.3% ]

What’s with this number...

When the rewards said a small increase in miracle value, they really meant small... At this rate, how long would it take to be able to come back to life? I’d rather die than suffer this much.