The episode begins with Vaggie Doppio Alastra Angel Dust Sir pentious and Husk all sitting in the hotel's lounge.
Niffty: So like where are your wings?
Vaggie: Niffty I don't have-
Vaggie's sentence is cut off by Angel Dust.
Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings just like her lack of tits?
Doppio: Yeah it's a bit sensitive don't ya think?
Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt
Niffty: Yeah where are your tits?
Vaggie: (Sighs) Any other questions?
Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?
Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just-
Angel Dust: Liars?
Vaggie:...difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.
Husk: Yeah well her best is turning out real well so far.
Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?
Sir pentious: And where is Y/N? I haven't sssseen him all day!
Doppio: He messaged me saying he was going out for a few hours. Saying he was calming his mind after the whole clusterfuck with heaven.
Husk: Oh so he just dips after fucking with heaven? Yeah that ain't suspicious. Not after what vaggie said about that clip some priest showed him.
Vaggie: Charlie's upstairs. Coming up with something I'm sure in our room.....Alone.
Alastra: Hmmmmm.
Alastra vanishes into black smoke.
The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying. While Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with tissues. Alastra reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.
Alastra: Oh Charlie you look an absolute mess.
Charlie: Ugh go away Alastra.
Alastra sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers.
Alastra: Now now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of heaven and dooming everyone you love?
Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke asshole.
Charlie wraps herself under the covers only for Alastra to appear laying beside her.
Alastra: Who's joking?
Charlie got scared and jumps out of the bed.
Alastra: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.
Charlie: Ugh I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?
Alastra repositions herself on her stomach and begins kicking her legs in the air.
Charlie: They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain.
I'm just as bad as the cruelest overlord in hell and maybe worse.
Charlie stands and paces back and forth.
Charlie: At least they don't go around giving false hope.
Alastra: Well I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you.
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FanfictionY/N was an ordinary boy doing what he could to get by during a time of financial crisis. From mugging people on the street to performing small time robberies for gangs there was no lengths he would not go to get paid and feed himself for another day...
