𝐬𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

♡𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜♡

a/n

i got this idea in the middle of the night 🤌

*human au*

*swear warning*

"Keefe, before we go in, you have to promise me one thing." Sophie stopped her boyfriend.

"Okay." Keefe faced her.

"You don't hit me with a shopping cart." Sophie crossed her arms.

"Fosterrrrr, it was one timeee!!" Keefe whined.

"One too many. Promise me.

"But-"

"Or else we don't watch a movie tonight."

"Fiiiiiine. I promise." Keefe sighed.

"Good!" Sophie grabbed her boyfriends hand, grabbed a shopping cart, and set sail.

"Okay let me check the list." Sophie grabbed her phone. 

"Okay we need-" Sophie looked up and found her boyfriend gone.

"I don't have time for this." Sophie mumbled to herself. She walked around the store frantically searching for her boyfriend. His phone was conveniently in her pocket, so texting him was a bust. She searched the candy aisle and low and behold, Keefe was looking at the candy.

"Keefe!" Sophie whisper yelled.

"Oh hey, Foster." Keefe grinned. "I want a candy bar"

"No." Sophie grabbed the cart.

"But it's been so lo-"

"No"

"Please!" Keefe begged

"No!"

"PLEASE!" He begged again

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"NO!" He tricked her.

"YES"

"HAHA! Gotcha!" Keefe grabbed the gummy bears and put them in the cart. Sophie mumbling more than unkind words to herself.

"You're a royal pain in the ass." Sophie told him.

"I know." Keefe pushed the cart.

"Why are we in the coffee aisle?" Keefe asked.

"we need coffee." Sophie said, smelling the coffee.

"yes but why are you smelling it?" Keefe asked.

"Oh um, no reason." Sophie grabbed a coffee bag and put it in the cart.

"You're the apple of my eye." Keefe told an old lady.

"Keefe! I'm so sorry!" Sophie told the lady.

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple." Keefe told another lady.

"I'm sorry!" Sophie told her. "Keefe! Stop with the food puns!" Sophie groaned.

"Fiiiine." Keefe groaned.

"Keefe , want to get some olives?" Sophie teased.

"FOSTER! How dare you ask me that! You know I despise the little eyeball foods." Keefe fake hurt.

"Sorry!" Sophie said. She secretly placed the olives in the cart while Keefe was distracted.

"Ice cream?" Keefe asked, opening the freezer door.