APRIL FOOLS !

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"It's funny how people make something out of nothing. I'm Audrey Blanchard and this." I stop "This is my story."

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"On the 14th of February, 1999 : I was born. Nineteen years later, here I am standing in front of my audience composed of Blanchers and haters, being filmed by my very own personal assistant and friend : Dommy and being watched by friends, family and foes alike. As a 'celebrity', I'm often surrounded by rumours, truths and half truths... Let me just set facts about things that will always stay true for me. My eye colour, I have brown eyes and I always will. I'm a lover, I don't hate things or people, even people I allegedly 'hate', I can't. All because they shaped me into who I am today. I hate poverty and illness' that fragilise the world we live in. Most importantly, I'm a hard worker. I'm constantly working on new projects, thus leading to the first announcement only two minutes into this video. Actually, it's a double announcement for those of you who enjoy my music. On may 15th, 2018, I will be doing my very first tour in the 50 states of America and the 14 territories on which the United States has sovereignty. I will be from may 15th onwards performing in 64 different cities. Equally, as exciting on may 15th, I will be releasing my new album. I know, a third one... but what can I say, I'm a music lover, through and through... Now, while on the subject of music. I feel as if I should talk about my most recently released song : Alien. Alien is one of the rare songs that in my short time as a signed singer has not been made by me and that the only thing made by me on the track was just adding my vocals. While creating his album, Shawn, Mendes that is, created various songs and not all suited him. That's how I ended up with Alien. Alien was a song he wrote with Jonas Blue and a team of amazing writers, which he offered to me and that I couldn't imagine myself saying no to. Shawn Mendes is a very close friend of mine and when I filmed the music video for his song, I wanted him to be a part of the creation concept so that in the music video you could sort of understand the mindset he was in while creating the song. Which led to the kiss at the end. Shawn and I aren't dating we are only close friends, which is why you can spot the chemistry in the video. You don't have to love a person, to have good chemistry with them... Finally, the reason for this video is an April Fools. What am I pranking you about and why am I pranking you ? Let's just say, that I had enough of the here say, he said, she said, of different people on my life. The only person allowed to judge my life, is the person living it, also known as me, Audrey Belle Blanchard. There's also these people who exist only to create the buzz, by making everything out of nothing. It's as if the easter eggs in the Marvel Cinematic Universe have made everyone paranoid about their surroundings. So when I kept getting asked the same questions, I decided to ignore them and stop answering them. You're probably wondering why or what I'm building up to. Because honestly right now, I'm just talking to waste time, before telling you what I'm praying you with. I've seen all your comments and they generally for the most part say 'I love Chaudrey' or 'Don't break up' or 'I hate them two as a couple'. So this is it, this is the moment of truth. The blunt, wasn't a blunt but rather burning sage to spiritually cleanse the air. You've probably guessed it already. I'm going to stop milking it. Charlie Puth and I-" I cough

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I am sitting on a bench in a park "On the 12th of January 2017, I moved to Los Angeles into the hopes of taking over Hollywood alongside other Team 10 members. I was a 17-year-old moving halfway across the world following the promises of a promising talent incubator's CEO. The CEO is called Jake Paul and what's left of the incubator is Team 10. From my 18th vlog until now, my 66th vlog. I've starred in one Disney Channel Original Movie, I play one of the leads on a Disney show, I do cameos as myself on other shows, I have released two albums with a soon to be third one, my acting and singing career is only on the rise. I'm currently in a very good position thanks to hard work and determination, and honestly, sadly, also possibly to my looks. What I'm also seeing is people, feeling free to be who they wanna be. Gay couples parenting and being treated as they should, as regular individuals, regular parents. I'm seeing, I'm seeing..." I stop and squint at something that's far beyond the camera "I think- I'm seeing Shane Dawson with his squad and camera's so let's go photo bomb his video, until he notices me." I stop once again "Maybe he doesn't know who I am ?" I shrug "Let's have fun. I'll put the link down below of the video if you want to check it out."

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(I'm too lazy to write it but basically, Audrey interacts with them while at the park.)

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"In a whole year, I sky rocketed as a person. I wouldn't be here without you or any of the people I met and worked with along the way. No matter how toxic it was to be around them." I say as I'm now sitting in the back of a car

"At the end of 2017, I decided to disconnect myself from social media. I believe it did me some good, it allowed me to grow a hard she'll around myself and allow these rumours to form in such a way that, when the time was right. I was able to easily manipulate them. So I tweeted some things, I was England missing my them boyfriend Charlie Puth and you all saw that as us taking a break it wasn't. I was missing my family and was very busy so I was also missing him. His song wasn't about me wanting to leave him as in breaking up but more as in thinking about moving back to England long term, since I was having trouble with my visa and believed that I was starting to lose my roots. Basically, the April Fools was making you believe that we had broken up. We even decided to skim through his instagram and archive photos with us in, or me or even photos I had taken. So if you went to his instagram page now, you'd notice they're back to normal. The reason I wasn't with him, this past week is because we bought a house together and following my accident he's coddling me, which isn't a bad thing, it shows that he cares and wants to protect me. So, as to make sure I wouldn't do anything strenuous in our new house and us having already prepared practically everything he obliged me to spend a week with another male that loves to coddle me : Cameron Kamelott Dallas ! So, yeah that's it." I get out of the car handing the camera over to someone who films me as I join my group of friends "I'm Audrey Blanchard, this is my boyfriend Charlie, my best friends Camila, Shawn, Cameron and Johnson, my new home and welcome to the next chapter of my life !" I say as we stand together united in front of my new house, Charlie and I sharing a kiss as a camera flashes as if a photo was taken, but that was only a special effect for the vlog

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"I hope you're happy and that my April Fools actually fooled you. Today's notification shout-out goes to @RoseMilligan, thank you for having them turned on !"

"I love you all very much and I will see you next week for a vlog that hasn't been months in the making

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"I love you all very much and I will see you next week for a vlog that hasn't been months in the making. Thank you all for watching and I will see you all very, very, soon ! Don't forget to like and subscribe ! À plus, bisoux ! (See ya, kisses !)"

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A/N : So did I actually manage to fool you or did I not ?

I got this idea on April 1st and yeah, I do think I got a few of you panicking at the idea of them breaking up it wouldn't be the first time I would've broken up a pairing you loved : Jaudrey, Naudrey...

Which was your favourite couple so far ? (in the two books)

What do you want to see happening next in Audrey's life or vlogs ?

I COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER ! AHHHH ! WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY PRANK ? 😈😈😈

I'll see you for sure next Saturday and before then for our now, usual random upload, sometime in the week ! I love you all, byyyyyeeeeee ! 😘

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