naive | ben tyler cook

✦ thirteen ✦

spy kids 4
( gay color guy,
off-brand tisdale,
aaron samuels,
swiftie )

gay color guy: okay who chose the nicknames

off-brand tisdale it had to have been mr. aaron samuels.

swiftie yeah because he didn't give himself something stupid

aaron samuels don't complain. it was greys idea to make the chat.

gay color guy oh no bitch if you're going down you're not taking me with you thanks

off-brand tisdale lmao

swiftie kay but i named it don't take my credit

gay color guy stfu regina regina regina

aaron samuels get yourselves together, guys

off-brand tisdale im a woman???

gay color guy i'm more of a woman than you ever will be, high school musical 😐

swifite let's just call the meeting together, okay?

aaron samuels yes
any new news on stuff?

off-brand tisdale no
you?

aaron samuels kinda
i mean i talked to ben a couple days ago

gay color guy and?

aaron samuels same thing as usual

swiftie im staying over at rylee's this weekend because they're shutting off my water for this construction thing.
i can do something.

aaron samuels okay

gay color guy nooo we need to like speed up the process

off-brand tisdale you cant rush love, grey

gay color guy no but you can rush....
nevermind i'm stumped you're right

aaron samuels but what if we like did something evil

swiftie like what

gay color guy wait is this the thing we were discussing the other day in the dressing room?

aaron samuels yeah...

gay color guy you ARE evil!!
i love it. would you like to get married?

off-brand tisdale let us in, please.

aaron samuels okay so basically what if i dated rylee?

swiftie what?????

off-brand tisdale explain better, cmon bro

gay color guy so basically what my future husband is trying to say is; he asks out rylee. it's harmless because we know she doesn't like him. barrett and i had a bonding ladies sleepover like a week ago with rylee and i made sure that she doesn't have feelings for kyle in that way

off-brand tisdale before you continue onto another extremely long paragraph full of funny jokes and stupid content that can be summed up in legit like two sentences that i'm sure no one would want to read, let me just ask; how long have you had this in mind?

aaron samuels since dc but that's besides the point

swiftie you guys are terrible!! 😂

gay color gay trying to talk, t-swift, hahah

swiftie sorry lmao

gay color guy anyways, kyle and i decided on that and think it would be a good way to make ben jealous and express his feelings in a huge cliche movie scene that was led up to by a bunch of unnecessary drama and lots of tension!!!!!!!!!

swiftie where can i buy the book at ?

aaron samuels it's actually free and online

off-brand tisdale i can't tell if you guys are being sarcastic or not...

gay color guy okay, karen

off-brand tisdale oof

aaron samuels don't be rude or i won't be your future husband

gay color guy you're the soon to be fake boyfriend of my friend, so no, you're not my future husband
now goodnight everyone !!

aaron samuels as a wise, off-brand ashley tisdale once said, 'oof'