Momo and I arrived home. The kitty was amazed at my apartment. It was big, warm and cozy. Better than living in the cold city.
"Alrighty...you did say your a kitty, right?"
Momo: Yes, Master.
"Okay, cool. I'll be right back. Just sit on this chair."
After a few minutes in the bathroom, I walked out, picked up Momo and return to the bathroom.
Momo: What is this?
"This is a bathtub. You know, for baths."
Momo: No! I don't want a bath!
After what seem like a half an hour, I was totally soaked, but Momo was fresh and clean, wearing a robe because I had her underwear and kimono washing along with my clothes.
"Now, you're fresh, clean and warm."
Momo: Uh, Master...
"Just call me Nicky."
Momo: Ni-Nicky, I gotta pee.
"Go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet. Like I showed you."
The Human/Kitty hybrid went into the bathroom. I went over to my refrigerator, got out three bottles of beer, chugging down two of them.
Someone knocked on the door. I answered it and saw Ricky with his gold realtor jacket on. He looked at me like I threaten his little brother.
Oh yeah, I did.
Ricky: You know why I'm here.
"Fuck you for telling your brother my business."
Ricky: So threatening to rip his limbs and face off is acceptable?
"I'm sorry, man. But next time, don't tell him my business."
Ricky: I won't. Now, can I use your bathroom? I was stuck in traffic.
I step aside for Ricky to come in and rush to the bathroom.
I sat on my coach, downing a bottle of beer. It was 3 in the afternoon, but it was 5 somewhere in the world.
There's some things in the world I question about life: Is there a God? Will I found happiness in the world?
Then, earlier today. One question in my head I keep asking myself, including right now.
Ricky: NICKY, WHAT THE FUCK!
Ricky ran over to the couch with Momo following behind.
Momo: Master, he went in while I was using the bathroom.
Ricky: Nicky, who is that?
"Momo, meet my best friend, Ricky. Ricky, meet the reason I'm drinking right now."
Ricky looked at the kitty like I was when we met. Confused and just...confused.
Ricky: Nicolas, she just called you master.
"Yes, Ricardo. It is what you think it is."
Ricky: So...3 women?
"3 women?"
Ricky: Are you dating 3 women?
Dammit Felix! He must've thought Nikki was my girlfriend from our show.
"Uh, no."
Ricky: Okay good. I know you're dealing a lot since Natasha, but you're better than that.
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