Strip tease murder mystery

Whats in the bag?

Danny was crying because he knew he had his love. He looked in the bag and found them. There was something enchanting about the chocolate bar that he was holding. Danny took a bite and passed out. He dreamed of chocolate bars dancing around and something else. Something haunting. It was so haunting that Danny jumped out of bed. He realized that he was in a diaper. Did the Kernel do this? Danny wondered while he threw the chocolate bar against the wall. The doctor came in and said " Why do you have a diaper on?!". Danny was so embarrassed that he jumped out the window by accident and passed out. People gathered around him and they all said "is he dead?!?!?!". Another person was laughing. Someone familiar. The.  Chocolate.  Bar.