Save Point (Sans x Reader)

Sh*tpost Time: Save Point, the Undernovela Version

So. . While I finish writing the very last chapter of this fanfic, here's a sh*tpost for y'all!

This is just me tryna get back into my Hispanic roots, lol. Don't wanna leave the Spanish language behind, so here ya go!

If you're on the Wattpad browser, I recommend using "translate page to English" for the few bits of Spanish dialogue thrown here and there. (If not, stay tuned for the translation!! It will be kept a mystery until then.)

Also-also, since Wattpad doesn't allow in-text links, you can look up the Quotev version of this story on browser for easier translation and to have the links for the few references made here. :-)

Rated PG-13, 'cuz telenovelas can be raunchy sometimes and exaggerated always.

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#1: María la del Barrio, Maldita Lisiada Parody/Reference

You give in as soon as Sin kisses you, feeling his hands place themselves around your waist, strong and firm. The moment ends as quickly as it began, interrupted by a door slamming open.

"What are you doing?!" your ex's voice asks, startling you. 

You glance away from the monster to see them glaring at him. 

Rather than humouring your ex, Sin uses some of his magic to form a barrier between them and you. He proceeds to look at you again, a grin on his face.

"Now. . . Where were we, corazón?"

Muffled protests leave the protective bubble the monster cast over Jessie, though the former tunes out those complaints by placing another kiss on your mouth, biting on your lower lip. His breathing turns shallow as he leans closer to you, desire present on his irises.

"A- Aren't we going to do something about them?" you ask, pointing with your gaze towards Jessie. 

"Let them watch, corazón," he replies, chuckling. "Eso debe ser lo suficiente para hacerles sufrir."

"¿Qué dices?"

"Nada."

Sin laughs again, pressing another kiss, this time on the bare nape of your neck. You hold back a shudder, moment broken when Jessie whines and slams their hands over the barrier in complaint.

"(Y/N)'s mine," Jessie growls, anger cutting through. "Back off."

"Pretty sure they divorced you, compadre."

"They're still mine!"

Shaking his head, the monster turns his gaze back to you, pressing another kiss on your lips. He slips his 'tongue' into it, driving out a reaction and noise from you that makes Jessie stop their whining altogether.

"Sounds like that ain't the case anymore."

"Cállate, puto huesudo."

Sin's expression darkens at that insult. His head turns to Jessie's side almost instantly, a wider grin taking over. 

"Quizás sea huesudo, pero lo de puto no te lo perdono. Aunque si te refieres de 'esa' forma. . . Eso sí que lo tomo como un halago."

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#2: Amorcito Corazón, Willy & Lucía Parody/Reference