Happy Valentines!

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Happy Valentines Cuties! <3 Unfortunately I will be very busy tomorrow with my Valentines but I shall send this early! I hope you all have a Lovely Valentines with your family, boyfriend/girlfriend or bestfriends.

Offender: Yup~ What she said~ Also Ladies! Make sure the men are real classy~ Opening doors for you, taking you out to a fancy restaurant and Most Importantly....~ Make sure he invites you into his bed for a night of fun~!

Oi! No! No gross stuff!

Offender: Oh! And If you don't have anybody all ya have to do is call meeeeeeeeee~!!!

Don't...Readers...Just don't....

Well anyway, from everyone in this book, We wish you a Happy Valentines!

Offender: *In the background* Call meeeeee~

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