Guy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: no but it hurt when I scraped my knee crawling up from hell I even have the scar to show you.
*pulls up pant leg to show a scrape on the knee from where she hit it off the bar chair*
Guy: O_O
* turns around and walks off*
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Funny Texts and Jokes
RandomJust a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.