Funny Texts and Jokes

Suspended

Me: uh daddy can u come pick me up I got suspended

Dad: what did u do

Me: well my bf was cheating on me and I got mad and told him off then he said 'sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me' so I picked up a dictionary and threw it at his face and yelled "HOWS THAT WORDS HURTING YOU BITCH" then I ran out.

Dad: you are so my daughter I'll be there in 10