friend: you was so drunk last night
me: no i wasnt
friend: you shoved my cat into a pillow and said 'Its a pillow. Its a pet. Its a pillow pet.
me: ....
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Funny Texts and Jokes
RandomJust a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.
Drunk
friend: you was so drunk last night
me: no i wasnt
friend: you shoved my cat into a pillow and said 'Its a pillow. Its a pet. Its a pillow pet.
me: ....