* at restaurant *
Waiter: would you like a table?
Me: no not at all. No I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
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Table
* at restaurant *
Waiter: would you like a table?
Me: no not at all. No I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
