* wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: please don't let it be 6am
*1:30am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME* shoves face back into pillow*
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Funny Texts and Jokes
RandomJust a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.
Merry Christmas To Me
* wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: please don't let it be 6am
*1:30am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME* shoves face back into pillow*