Friend: OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT SQUIRREL!!!!
Me: no....
Friend: THERE IT IS *points out window*
Me: still don't see it
Friend: THERE IS A DAMN SQUIRREL!
Me: it's a rock
Friend: * gets out phone and takes pictures of rock*
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Funny Texts and Jokes
AlteleJust a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.