Friend: do you have a facebook
Me: no
Friend: do you have a Twitter
Me: no
Friend: snapchat.
Me: no
Friend: kik, Instagram, face time,
Me: no no no
Friend: then what do you have then
Me: A LIFE
Friend: oh can I have it for candy crush
Me: .....
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Funny Texts and Jokes
Slumpmässig kategoriJust a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.