Funny Texts and Jokes

Daddy

Dad: Say daddy.

Baby: Mommy

Dad: No say daddy.

Baby: No mommy.

Dad: Come on, say daddy!

baby: Mommy!

Dad: Fuck, daddy!

Baby: Fuck, Mommy!

Mom: Honey, I'm home!

Baby: Fuck!

Mom: Who taught you that?

Baby: Daddy!

Dad: Son of a bitch..