I think you have the wrong number

25: rip Augustus

Narrator's POV:
So this chapter will be another texting chapter, because the author doesn't want me to talk anymore :(.

Me (author): That's not what I said, I just said that I wanted another texting chapter.

That's the same fucking thing

Me: okay! Sorry, just fucking continue with the story

Okay, mOm

The big ass family

Salt:
Hey, I wanted to check up on everyone and their health
So micm and sandwich
What have you eaten today?

Sandwich:
A... sandwich

Micm:
Children their souls
And some waffles with maple syrup

Salt:
How many cups of water have you drunk today?

Sandwich:
5 cups of water

Micm:
1/2 cup of water

Salt:
How many hours have you slept?

Sandwich:
7 hours

Micm:
What's sleep?

Spider:
You rlly are starting to live up to your name

Micm:
Thx

Poor:
I don't think that was a compli-

Spider:
Shut up

Poor:
🤐

Salt:
Have you had any communication today with anyone?

Sandwich:
Yeah!
I've talked to my aunt, my friends and my boyfr-

Poor:
I'm sorry, your whAt?!

Sandwich:
Friend, just my friend

Salt:
Drop the subject, Tony
How about you micm?

Micm:
I talked to me, myself and I

Salt:
Okay...
Turns out sandwich is the stable sibling

Sandwich:
I always was, and always will be

Spider:
Whatever you say дорогой (sweetheart)

Bucket:
Wow, Наталья (Natalia) you've gone soft

Spider:
Молчи (shut up)

Arrow:
Наталья. вести себя (Natalia, behave)

Spider:
🙄

Micm:
NOOOOOOOOO
AUGUSTUS SHOULDN'T HAVE DIED

Arrow:
I feel you-

Tictac:
Me too 😭

Bee:
Poor Gus

Thunder:
WHO IS AUGUSTUS, AND HOW DID HE DIE?

Micm:
Augustus is a fictional character in a book called "the fault in our stars" and he died of Osteosarcoma.

Thunder:
THAN WE SHALL AVENGE HIM

Micm:
I'm already moving on, it's okay thunder.

Thunder:
OKAY, MICM

(A/N: sorry for the crappy chapter. I am releasing another story soon, so if you want you can read it when it comes out. Word count: 327)