Valentine's Quotes

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Roses are red, poems are corny take me to bed I'm feeling horny. when roses are red they're ready to be plucked when I see you next, ur going to get f**ked.

Roses r red, nuts r brown. Skirts r up and pants r down. So when it's stiff, stick it in. God never said, sex is a sin

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Author Unknown

A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,

A song is no song 'til you sing it,

And love in your heart

Wasn’t put there to stay -

Love isn’t love

'Til you give it away.

~Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music, "You Are Sixteen (Reprise)"

Love to me is someone telling me, "I want to be with you for the rest of my life, and if you needed me to, I'd jump out of a plane for you." -Jennifer Lopez

."Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." -John Waters

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