traumatising clarting

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"Oh go shag your nan you incest fucker." I couldn't be assed with today anymore.

Incoming FaceTime from Jobe👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽

Oh? Getting better?
I answered the phone to see Jobe pretty much crying somewhere outside. Oh.

"Oh fuck, are you alright J?" I asked, stepping off the bus not before thanking the driver of course. Jobe shook his head furiously,

"Abri babe, I'm traumatised."
"Oh?" I questioned, he's gonna have to explain more than that.

"I just got home and Jude must have thought no one was gonna be home but now I've seeing him bending some bitch, FULLY CLARTING over the sofa!" He shrieked. Nah I can see why he's upset now.

"WORST THING IS. It's not even Amethyst."

Fucksake, I thought they were fixing things, she posted in Brum, literally before Jobe called. "Wanna come over?" I asked him, "Get the image out your head?"
He smiled, "That'd be great, thanks Abs.
"AH! Another thing to get that off your mind." I grinned.
"What?"
"My Instagram post, of course!"

He pulled a confused face, "You posted?"
I groaned, "Like 20 minutes ago J."
He laughed, "My bad. Lemme go see."

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@abriannakai: did my own hair, what we saying??

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@abriannakai: did my own hair, what we saying??

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@xylarose: oh mami

@xylarose: THE HAIR IS HAIRING OMDS
^@abriannakai: YES THANKS BAE

@xylarose: dumping him!!
^@abriannakai: oh
^@ksavv.1: ayo.

@ksavv.1: hairs looking good miss sancho-carter
^@abriannakai: love

@6kenza: hearteyes

@6kenza: No way this is your first time! Could be a professional x
^@abriannakai: thankyou sm kenz, i'll be ur professional babes x

Jobe👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽
oh

Abri👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽
what?
was it that bad?

Bit embarrassing for me, i can't lie.

Jobe👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽
Nah
it's so good
ur just so leng
omds
ur eyelashes aswell dang

Abri👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽
dang💀

Jobe👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽
shush and go reply to my comments
fully airing me

Abri👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽
my bad

@jobebellingham: oh

@jobebellingham: miiiine

"Huh...?"

@jobebellingham: come kiss me rn.
^@abriannakai: 🕺💨
^@judebellingham: GET IT

Abri👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽
'mine' ?

Jobe👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽
mine.

Oh.

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