One-shots of Bapa (DangerForce)

Hungry Hungry Hypno

In SWAG
Bose, Miles and Schworz are playing Zombie Guts 5000.
Mika: Schworz. Schworz. Schworz!

Mika walks infront of Schworz and distracted him. Causing him to die
Schworz: No!

Then Miles died too
Bose: Yes! Ha! Got you again!
Milez: Darn it!
Schworz: That's not fair! Mika distracted me
Bose: First rule in playing video games is not easily getting distracted
Miles: *sighs* Bose, how bout you run to the outside and back, I'll time ya go!
Bose: *runs outside*
Mika: *rolls eyes* So, you ready to talk now?
Schworz: Sure. Schworz up?
Mika: I need you to sign this birthday card for Chapa

Mika hands him a huge card
Miles: Oh wow. Its huge
Mika: Yeah. I mean it's her birthday and we need to show her we love her. And its Chapa, gotta go big right? *winks*
Miles: *nodes his head*
Schworz: Its way bigger than the card you guys gave me on my birthday *takes out the tiny card from his back pocket*
Miles: Aww you kept it
Schworz: Not like it takes much space

Schworz opens the card and gets the marker that Mika hands him
Schworz: "Dear Chapa. Hope you enjoy this card that's bigger than mine. Love Schworz...from work." *closes the card* Pin in the top. Poopsies
Mika:...wow what magical words
Bose: *comes back* how'd I do?
Miles: Uhhh 20?
Bose: Yes! Try and beat that!
Miles: No
Bose: Okay *shrugs*
Bose: Oh my god Chapa's coming
Mika: How do you know?
Bose: I can...I just know. Everyone get ready!

Chapa walks in from the entrance, looking at her phone. Then she's blasted with a bunch of confetti
Chapa: What the--?
All: Happy birthday Chapa!
Chapa: Aww you guys. You didn't have to
Bose: We definitely did

He wraps her arm around her and rubs her shoulder
Bose: Happy Birthday Chappy
Chapa: Thank you Bosey. And thank you guys
Mika: So, what do you wanna do for your birthday?
Chapa: Well...
Miles: Well...?
Chapa: You see, I...nevermind its pathetic
Schworz: Come on, just tell us
Chapa: I uh...I wanna see a magic show
Miles: You? A magic show?
Chapa: *nodes* He's called Dr. Cortex. He's super ausome!
Mika: Who's Dr. Cortex?
Schworz: Some magician that goes around Swellview
Bose: Yeah. He got famous after that one episode of "So You Think You Can Trance" Chapa and I watch together
Miles: I guess we can
Chapa: Yes!

Ray walks in
Ray: Hey guys. Oi Chapa, did you get me that super cool, very handy, swifty utility knife?
Chapa: Yup. Oh and my source said you have to keep it away from sauce
Ray: Sauce? Why sauce?
Chapa: Yeah, stupid questions receive stupid answers and I don't have the time
Ray: Atleast I got my knife. Okay byeee
Mika: Woah woah woah back up the truck...could you atleast say thank you to Chapa for that "super cool, very handy, swifty utility knife"?
Ray: Mmm don't need to
Chapa: *rolls eyes*
Schworz: There we go. Classic Ray
Ray:...what do you mean?
Miles: You always think about yourself only and not about others. You're inconsiderate
Ray: I am not inconsiderate!
Mika: Okay then tell us what you got Chapa for her birthday today
Ray: Its her birthday? Today?
Miles: Yeah Mr. Inconsiderate. What ausome present do you have for her?
Ray: Oh uh its outside. It's a huge gift so it couldn't fit through the doors
Chapa: Is that so?
Ray: Yeah
Schworz: Then show us
Ray: Y-Yeah yeah sure. Let me just uh...*runs* Down the tube!
Bose: You think his coming back?
Chapa: Ha! No!
Mika: Definitely no
Schworz: Absolutely not
Miles: Not happening

*******
Somewhere where Dr. Cortex is
Dr.C: And now, you will be attacked by birds!

Dr. Cortex waves his hands in the air and the man on stage with him. The man screams and acts like his being attacked by birds
Dr.C: He'll be back to normal when I bang the symbols and count to eleven. Nine, ten, eleven *bangs the symbols*

The man looks confused but is out of the trance. The audience claps
Miles: He started from nine
Mika: Most people start from one
Dr.C: Hold on...I'm sensing a special day. A birthday. Is there any birthday in this facilitation?
Chapa: Aw how did he know?
Mika: Well you insisted on wearing a big birthday hat that says "Birthday" in bright red
Miles: And a sash
Bose: And earlier you texted me and told me to make sure I call the place and tell them it's your birthday
Chapa: And what did my next text say?
Bose: Uh, "don't tell anyone"...okay
Chapa: *rolls eyes*
Dr.C: You there *points at Chapa* Is it your birthday?
Chapa: Why yes it is