Today was Y/n's day off from streaming.
And today was also his rest day from the gym as his only other hobbies besides working out was making videos of his past streams and joining in on discord sessions to talk to people.
He scrolled through his server in the morning, looking for some people to mess with.
But in one of the calls, he finds three familiar people sitting together as he decides to hop on.
Y/n: Hey~...
Ironmouse: Hey, Y/n!~
Y/n: What are you girls up to?~
Nyanners: We're having a karaoke stream~...
Y/n: Karaoke stream? Sounds fun~...
Veibae: Well, do you want to give it a shot?~
Y/n: Sure... I have a song in mind that I wanna sing...
Nyanners: What song do you wanna sing?
Y/n: "Four Big Guys"...
Ironmouse: No, we're not doing this song again!
Y/n: Again?
Nyanners: I sung it...
Nyanners giggled as Y/n was in utter distraught.
Y/n: What the hell, Nyanners?! Don't you know how sick my rap flow is?!
Nyanners: Too bad~... I took it first~...
She continued to snicker while Y/n looked as if he realized that his phone wasn't charging in his sleep. He shook his head and starts to warm up a little.
Y/n: *Sighs* Well, I guess we're gonna have to pull out my secret weapon: Freestyling... Give me a beat, Nyanners!
Nyanners: Wuh- O-Okay!
She was taken by surprise from Y/n's request. Not a specific song he wanted to sing but an instrumental as she puts a random non-copyrighted beat on with her friend bumping to the beat.
Y/n: Uh! Possibly I spit every word out the glossary...
N/I/V: Okay!/Ooh!/Dayum!
They were looking forward to what Y/n was going to cook.
Y/n: You not stopping me, you know I got that cock in me...
Then they heard that he just cooked some gay bars.
Nyanners: Woah!
Ironmouse: Ayo!
Veibae: Y/n!
Y/n: What?
Veibae: Really? You got that cock in you?
His eyes widened in realization before stuttering like crazy.
Y/n: You know what I mean! Like... Like a chicken!
Veibae: That was not it...
Y/n: Okay! Yo! Casamigos! With mi amigos!
Veibae: Okay, okay...
Y/n: They turn me into a freak ho- Wait-
Nyanners: Oh my god, Noodle!
Y/n: Hold on! Hold on! Lemme try again...
He goes for a third try as everyone fel silent.
Y/n: Alright, check it! Uh! Thicc chicks! Big dicks- Oh my-
Nyanners: You didn't even try this time!
Y/n: I-I did!
Nyanners: Yeah, four words in and already talking about dick...
Y/n glanced at Nyanners with a smug look on his face.
Y/n: ...Kinda like you and four big guys?
Nyanners: Wuh- Don't put it on me now! We're talking about you!
He ignores her before trying to spit some more bars.
Y/n: Cooking with gas...
Veibae: Nah, nah, nah, we know where this is going...
Y/n: Whatchu think I was going to say?
Nyanners: "Cooking with gas with my big fat ass'...
Y/n: Nyanners, your ass isn't fat... More like a tight bubble one- Hold on-
Veibae and Mousey shouted in shock as Nyanners was left red at what he said. Y/n could be seen laughing at himself for his slip up as the girls weren't entertained at his talent for freestyling but how natural he could turn a bar gay.
Ironmouse: Y/n, you're making this worse on yourself! Just stop!
Y/n: Alright, alright, I'm sorry...
"..."
Y/n: ...Rock n Roll, Hall of Fame...
Veibae: I wonder where this is going-
Y/n: Cock and balls are all the same-
Veibae: That's it, no more freestyling...
Y/n: What?
Ironmouse: You're off the mic, Y/n! You're gay!
Y/n: I'm not gay!
Ironmouse: You're- *Turns to chat* He's gay! That puta's gay!
Y/n: I'm not... I'm not...
Y/n continued to softly defend himself while shaking his head as the rest of the stream had finally turned into a regular karaoke session and no more freestyling.
"..."
...Don't forget about the girls' chat calling Noodle gay.
